there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
pizza you come up with the best ideas
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Andre 3000 arguably the greatest of all time. I ain’t never heard a weak 3k verse in my entire existence.
i find it funny that everybody on andre dick now but, little known fact, back then big boi was the ‘andre’ of the group. and if u diss big boy, then u aint a outkast fan at all
You need to learn to better analyze situations when your input is highly unwanted.


The amount of pussy I have at my disposal has atrophied to unacceptable levels.
Relationship Perv is killing Independent Perv
Seinfeld heads will feel me.
I accidentally ignored all my hoes for one specific ho
Now I’m entirely ho-less


You got all that esophagus and you still choking on a hotdog?
You failed right along with your metabolism.
:(((((((((((((((((
(via commanderastacio)
I’ll suck a boy soul right out his dickhead dude I don’t give a shit
u need 2 suck the gotdam verses out the dam bible
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fuck the numbers cuz you a loser if you need a game to speak to me in the inbox
and thats being white and not poor
if i was black? shit. no fuckin way am i playing that bad of a hand.
LMAO
