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amira123: A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again, less people laughed this time. He cracked the same joke again and again. When there was no laughter in the crowd , he smiled and said, “You can’t laugh about the same joke again and again, then why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over...

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Put a ♥ in my ask box if you think I'm cute.

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dearjonn: Regional Dialect Meme Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught Now answer these questions: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that when you touch...

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Grown Men Get Hard Off Of 15 Year Old Body Parts?

It’s some strange people in this world…

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ATTENTION FOLLOWERS : IF YOUVE NEVER TALKED TOO ME...

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ask me shit... i will tell u everything

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real men eat pussy XD

Homosexuals and bitch niggas will be offended…

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Do I have a strong accent?

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isdatyt: Say these words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught Now answer these questions: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? ...

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Now this shit ain't workin....

FUCK!

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Say these words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught Now answer these questions: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? What is the...

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Tumblr! What the fuck! Why can't I upload my...

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I did the regional dialect video.

I’ma upload it in a minute. Ignore that fact that the light is beamin in my face and that I’m wearing my sisters volley ball hoodie.

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PHILLIES

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swallowthatshit: I got a sweet tooth . Now can I...

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Put a __ in my ask if you want to know..

♫ - a favorite song ⓣ - a favorite tumblr ✘- a secret ☀ - a wish ☠ - a bad memory ツ - a good memory ✦ - random fact ♱ - rate your blog

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kingnaij asked: P - For a phobia

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violate my ask ~~~

perfectlycrazy: S - For a Secret T - For a Truth F - For a Fear O - For an Obsession L - Something you love H - Something you hate P - For a phobia C - Something you’re craving

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They say they out for dead presidents, never...

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