May 2013
When parents tell you to shut up cause you proving them wrong
Anonymous asked: I'm tryna sit on ya' face or whatever.
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Real Nigga Activities
Watching the same episode of Sportscenter 7 times in a row
Goodnight
Submission Haiku
Send me that pussy
I ain’t gon show nobody
I’m just tryna see
heathenize:
titytwochainz:
heathenize:
i want to wash my ass with evian water
I washed my face and brushed my teeth with Fiji before.
NO FIJI IS CRAP we classy we use evian
You out
Ya got damn
mind
heathenize:
i want to wash my ass with evian water
I washed my face and brushed my teeth with Fiji before.
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commanderastacio
Is one of my favorite people on here.
If my post finna get no notes I can count on her to save it.
We don’t even talk.
We’ve had like one conversation.
We don’t need words
We connect spiritually.
U feel me?
I’m mad as hell at that Durex commercial. They dropped a condom filled with water, out a window, on a lady and that shit ain’t explode. A got damn lie. The only condoms to ever break on me were Durex. My dick stronger than a drop from a 2 story window. I must got the ill stroke.
titytwochainz:
Snapchat me that pussy for 1 second
Torture a nigga emotionally
That’s that 50 shades of grey shit
@kingxshit
Anonymous asked: have you ever been in love? and if so how was it ? and how did it end or do you still talk?
Snapchat me that pussy for 1 second
Torture a nigga emotionally
That’s that 50 shades of grey shit
supersiku:
titytwochainz reblogged your photo: drank like 5 juice boxes today
I’m tryna drink yo juicebox, u feel me?
JALEN!
tarynel:
regardsbree:
princesshodan:
grimyboy:
What would you do if u walked in on your dad deep throating a dildo?
show him how it’s really done
Bruh…
Nah
You can’t never expose my thirst.
That shit on the dashboard.
The worst you could do is publish my submissions.
Then I’ma get like a few thousand more followers so who is really losing?
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Say “Suck my cock out loud”
Make a recording saying “Suck my cock”
Listen to a recording of you saying “Suck my cock”
It’s wrong as hell
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Niggas be so pressed to add something to an already perfect post.
Chill the fuck out, nahmean?
I’m uploading a video.
It’s about why I don’t lie anymore.
khaislife:
zackisontumblr:
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
OH SHIT ..
“I’m grown as hell. I do what I want.”
– Somebody that’s wrong as hell no matter how old they are.
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That pussy
That pussy
That pussy
That pussy
GOOD
kegelkween:
I hATE Jalen I was gonna finish the song with him
So many people was replying with the wrong thing
I got dressed
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
Yo, El
What up?
I hit
What else?
Plus dome
Say word!
And we got it on toniiiiiight
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
Yo, El
What up?
I hit
What else?
Plus dome
Say word!
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
Yo, El
What up?
I hit
What else?
Plus dome
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
Yo, El
What up?
I hit
What else?
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
Yo, El
What up?
I hit
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titytwochainz:
Yo, El
What up?
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She's okay.
I’m so happy!!!
If you want to hear a nigga spit some ignorant bars over a nice ass beat for about 5 minutes
Big Bully: Lloyd Banks
So, since it's Fetish Friday
hebrewguts:
nsfweezy:
Send me a fetish and I’ll answer
No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |
ooooooohhhhhhh
potential big fun
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Yo, El
popitfadatnigga:
androids are so horrible man. ridiculous.
Shut the hellllup!
The Saga Begins by Rakim will forever be in my top 10.
He ate that shit, man.
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*slaps chest*
*claps*
*slaps chest*
*rubs hands*
*snaps*
Ever since my dad got saved I really don’t enjoy his company as much as I used to. He’s still great but we can’t talk about nothing without him sliding some church shit in (It’s nothing wrong with that if that’s your thing). I haven’t told him about my non-religion cause I’d never here then end of it (Even though he was a full blown atheist at one time) I...
man it gotta be a struggle to have a fine ass mom. my mom is a beautiful woman but i mean when ya mom look like she just walked off a bet uncut set. you can’t fight everybody man. you just gotta take them :Ls
stevohendrix:
ugly bitches like that struggle lady want
“exclusive thirst”
get upset when they find out
other females get thirsted after too
even if it is a “friend” of yours lol
all upset like
be on tumblr like
“if I catch you thirstin over her again, it’s so over!”
they done passed out nudes then be hurt like
:((((
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moufwerk:
i wonder how many bitches are pressed as hell that pervs seen the depths of their vagina but they havent seen a hair on his chin
aright girl
i’m finna cum
so you aint gone stake it out cha mouf?
i see you ahh got dam
dam girl wait stop
its all out stop got dam suckin
please
Anonymous asked: how you break the damn headbord?
#BootyPilgrim
Did y’all think I forgot about the movement?
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