Anonymous asked: if you had to wear one shirt for the rest of your life(like a cartoon character), which would it be?
Probably this Muhammad Ali or this Cheech and Chong shirt shirt. They have this look that I’d put on any pair of shoes with because even if it doesn’t match it just looks right with any kicks.
Anonymous asked: Were you the guy that made the post a while back like "when I put on glasses it makes me look like a caring father"?
No. I don’t wear glasses. That was kegelgod/niggawithdreadz. I don’t think he blogs anymore.
jasonfnsaint asked: If you fell asleep in public and were awoken by someone, who is the LAST person you'd want it to be, and how would you react?
The Police. I’m extremely irritable when I first wake up. Sometimes violent. I feel like to have fallen asleep in public, I must have been dead tired, which means I’m enjoying the fuck outta this sleep. I don’t want to be jarred out of it by 12, react with a sudden movement and get shot at 79 times.
Anonymous asked: Idk what it is about you/your blog, but whatever it is I'm extremely drawn to you/it.
Anonymous asked: You cant have sex at her house or at yours. What are the keys to finding a place for car sex?
Darkness. Relatively out of sight. Parking lots, are always good. I’ve also had a lot of car sex at drive in movie theaters.
Anonymous asked: If it were to come down to that. What part of your body would you eat? You would get food right after you eat a part of your body. Saying "A finger" doesnt count, you eat your whole hand or you choose another part.
Probably my leg. I could get a prosthetic and ball could still be life. Definitely my left leg. Not the foot though, ew.
Anonymous asked: If you were going to be executed tomorrow, what would you have for your last meal?
A volcano roll from Ichiban.
A crab bucket from Joe’s Crab Shack.
12 peach chicken wings from my mama.
12 wings from Hook’s Fish & Chicken.
Like 48 slices of bacon.
And a black raspberry waffle cone from Brewster’s.